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Today I was walking down the street when a girl pointed at me and she put her arms out for a hug. She was wearing sunglasses so I assumed it was someone I knew but didn’t recognize. I hugged her for what seemed like too long and said, “Who is this?” She responded saying, “Don’t worry about it,” and then we walked away from each other. Why does this kinda thing happen to me multiple times a week?

Posted 2 hours ago.

saw my cousin on tinder

Posted 4 hours ago.
maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

Posted 8 hours ago.
Posted 9 hours ago.

yesterday I was at a bar and a girl prefaced hitting on me with asking me if I like girls and that’s not the first time that’s happened to me

Posted 10 hours ago.

liamdryden:

a news report in Tomodachi Life talked about a new bacteria that had been cultivated in a lab, and I thought with an ominous name like “The Midnight Strain” the game was about to have some crazy Resident Evil plotline

then it turned out to be the fucking Miggs Virus

Posted 1 day ago.
Posted 1 day ago.
+ psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

Posted 1 day ago.

there was a guy on stage with ferg rapping who has braids like a$ap rocky and a lot of people were saying “it’s rocky!”

that is not rocky ya fuckin racists

Posted 2 days ago.
+ almost fuckin died at the a$ap ferg show

almost fuckin died at the a$ap ferg show

Posted 2 days ago.