wow I cannot believe adrien brody is adam brody’s dad

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today is semicolson's birthday and this is pretty much my least favorite time of the year because for the next month and a half colson will say that he's a year younger than me and he takes great satisfaction in it as he's done his whole life

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white people be more shocked at draco saying ‘mudblood’ than when white person use the n-word
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yesterday at bumbershoot I saw joey from this season of big brother and I was too scared to say hi because I’m a big brother stan

it’s even worse considering she was eliminated first this season

I never get starstruck and this was right after meeting pete holmes too

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I thought it’d be interesting to try the “I Write Like…” site (http://iwl.me/) but to see how much style changes from year-to-year from piece-to-piece. All of these were fiction. The top is a piece called Cradlesong, the middle is the first chapter of Twisted, and the bottom is Red Bound. The first two are fantasy. The last two are first-person. Cradlesong started in high school and I haven’t touched it since 2009, Twisted started in 2011 and Red Bound was written in…2012? Yes.

In theory one could paste a bunch of excerpts and get a more accurate reading, but eh. This of course also isn’t any indication of how good the pieces are/I am. Though I am a little surprised and happy about the last one, though all three are cool.

PJ, please, with all due respect, I am rather displeased that you piqued my curiosity and would appreciate reparations of one sort or another.

I got Cory Doctorow three times, David Foster Wallace three times, and H.P. Lovecraft once.

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White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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I’m preemptively making a “no mii fighters” rule at my house when smash comes out

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