This is why Adam and I are friends.
Sammiches + Cyber sex + Jesus + Figure eights + Impressiveness = BEST OMEGLE CONVO EVER!!!
You: youtuber?
Stranger: Yeah!
You: what's your name on youtube?
Stranger: JK I lied to you.
You: :(
Stranger: Our relationship is built on lies.
You: that's no fun
You: where do we go from here?
Stranger: ... hmmm
Stranger: I suppose we can undress
Stranger: But I'd rather not.
Stranger: I'm a proper lady.
You: and I'm a proper man
Stranger: Quite nice! O_Q
You: like I asked before
You: where do we go from here?
Stranger: You tell me!
Stranger: You're the man here.
You: okay
Stranger: Isn't it your genetic duty to tell me what to do next?
You: that's true
Stranger: mhhmm
You: do get past our lies
You: to*
You: you must make me a sammich
You: tuna please ;)
Stranger: Oh baby, commin right up
You: ooo, can't wait
Stranger: so you like it heated up??
Stranger: so = do
You: baby, you know just how I like it
Stranger: oh yeeaah
Stranger: You like my sammich to be nice and neat
You: very neat
Stranger: tucked in nicely, and tightly bound.
You: this innocent conversation about sammiches has quickly turned into cyber sex
Stranger: How dare! I would never do such a thing
You: same, I'm not in the mood
Stranger: You're all limp...
Stranger: smh.
You: yes, that's my erectile dysfunction
Stranger: How unfortunate!
You: it is a cross that I must bear
Stranger: Hahahah
Stranger: You're basically jesus.
Stranger: Hopefully without the hippy hair and activist sandals??
You: kinda like Jesus, except with erectile dysfunction
You: sorry, no hippy hair and sandals
Stranger: Jesus never made the sex, we do not know whether he was erectiley functional or not.
You: I'm glad to know that you are well versed in theology
Stranger: I'm VERY religious.
Stranger: Like, hoop-skirts, and braids - religious.
You: I'm the "Spanish Inquisition" kind of religious
Stranger: Full of disease???
You: more like killing the nonbelievers kind of religious
Stranger: It's okay, genitals warts are natural.
Stranger: Ohh, I see.
Stranger: Such as the homosexuals, prostitutes, and so on??
You: they are the worst
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Down with those people!
You: and up with Christians!
Stranger: Up so high.
You: up in the heavens
You: with Jesus himself
Stranger: Like a devine tent-pole.
You: who doesn't have erectile dysfunction
Stranger: *divine
You: looks like we've come full circle
Stranger: Sorry, I tend to walk in circles.
Stranger: I'm directionally challenged
You: I walk in figure eights
You: so you could say that I have double your skill in walking around in circles
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: I'm so impressed.
You: sometimes I impress myself
Stranger: that, in and of itself, is impressive.
Stranger: I see a theme developing here...
You: what is that theme?
Stranger: Impressiveness.
You: good theme
You: that's the overall theme of the Bible, right?
Stranger: I dunno, I wasn't too impressed.
You: it gets kinda slow in the middle
You: the main character doesn't show up until towards the end
Stranger: Yeah, I mean, "bang, He smote them. Bang, he will smite you.. blah blah blah" it gets sort of repetitive.
You: that's Jesus again
You: that's two circles
You: figure eight!
Stranger: O:!
Stranger: IMPRESSIVE!
You: I'm afraid that I'm going to have to take my impressive self to bed
You: goodnight impressive stranger =)
Stranger: Goodnight!
Stranger: I'm impressed by you.
You: mutual impressiveness
Stranger: You've left an impression...
You: an impression of impressiveness?
Stranger: Correct!
Stranger: Haha!
You: then my work here is done
You: bye!
FINDING THATZAK
Stranger: Adorian?
You: hey i’m @witified
You: :O
You: im looknig for adorian!
Stranger: lol, no way!
Stranger: me too!
You: whats your username?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: there is no way that you’re @witifed
You: o-O
You: why not?
You: i can prove it
Stranger: because I’m subscribed
Stranger: I don’t believe itYou: whats your username?
You: xD
You: i’ll @reply you
Stranger: this isn’t Whitney
You: whats your username!
You: i’ll @ replyYou: i am whitney@
Stranger: fine I will tell youYou: !!!*
Stranger: @thatzak
You: YOU BITCH
Stranger: xD
You: i hate/love you
Stranger: this is hilarious
You: YOU
You: AER
You: A
You: BASTARD
Stranger: I know ;)
